I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Randomize
