Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Randomize
