There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Im part way to drunk.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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