it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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