Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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