people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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