Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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