She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
His nipple licking is glorious
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