Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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