You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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