its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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