we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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