I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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