I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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