I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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