I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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