Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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