Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
are you so shy because you have an std?
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
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