is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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