I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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