ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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