Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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