All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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