Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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