She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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