i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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