I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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