ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
there is glitter all over my balls
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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