You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
