me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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