so let's talk penis.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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