We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
worst night to have a conscience
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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