i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
We talked him into tasing himself.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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