he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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