you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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