used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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