Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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