The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I can't trust your balls anymore.
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