I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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