no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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