yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Randomize