honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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