Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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