girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
It was confusing and full of hummus
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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