I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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