is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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