: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Do plants get herpes?
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