No stitches, just platelets and will power
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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