I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Randomize
