I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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