Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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