so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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