He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
nutella sex= disaster
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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