He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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