I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Randomize
