My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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