A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Naked Twister starts at high noon
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Randomize
