No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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