Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Buhtt sex?
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
